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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}

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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}

{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}