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The Grampian Mountains is one of the three major mountain ranges in Scotland, that together occupy about half of Scotland. The other two ranges are the Northwest Highlands and the Southern Uplands. The Grampian range extends northeast to southwest between the Highland Boundary Fault and the Great Glen. The range includes many of the highest mountains in the British Isles, including Ben Nevis and Ben Macdui.
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\"Girls Need Love\" is a song by American singer Summer Walker from her debut commercial mixtape, Last Day of Summer (2018). It was released as the album's lead single on July 26, 2018. It received a release of a remix version with Drake on February 10, 2019, later included on her debut album Over It (2019). The song has since then received an extended play in October 2023 titled \"Girls Need Love\", with remixes from singers Victoria Monét, Tyla, and Tink.
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